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Oh Goddamnit you just knew that asshole had something to do with it.
I have a book coming out soon.
Well, not soon, but you can never be to prepared for book.
That’s why they call them books, you know.
Because you need to “book” your time with them.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I kill me!)
I prefer goofy, myself.

Below is the color of the book cover!