I’m shy. So this shirt is making the first move for me.
I see you’re curious. I like that.
Looks like the $19.99 I paid for this shirt is already paying off.
Made you look! Made you look!
Now that you’re here, how about a hug?
Excellent! Now you’re within smacking range.
This of course could mean kissing OR hitting. (Though I meant it as hitting!)
I was hoping you’d fall for this.
And here’s one that could be taken a little naughty but I didn’t mean it that way.
Just one more step and you’d be really into me. Or into me. Really.
And here’s one that is naughty!
You’re about 11 inches too low. (Or 22 inches too high if you’re nasty.)
And finally a seasonal one you should be able to read yourself.
But if you can’t: